Just last week I got this marriage proposal, and it was not from someone i had expected from. I mean i was caught off guard and shocked kabisa. And yes ladies and gentlemen I turned down the propsal plus the 12 diamond carat ring.
This is what happened.
I have juad this guy for like more than two years lakini as an acquaintance and one of my major clients. I do not know how he got the idea that we are made to be and that i’m going to be mrs…….I have been trying to rake my mind, lakini wapi!.
Now last week, i just did an update on his website and i was showing him the outcome and i was pretty excited that he loved what i did and since he was leaving town the same very day, i accepted his dinner offer like many times before, lakini this time round it was kidogo different. Instead of the kawaida place, he asked his driver to peleka us to Lord Erroll, mark this im not all that dolled up for Lord Erroll.
We had dinner, and he was behaving kidogo funny that nite and i kept asking if he was ok and he assured me that everything is great. Then he started this storo about marriage, him looking for the right wife who is not after his money and all that crap. This man has done well for himself. Then after awhile i see this chef with waiters on tow and Im like “ala, whats going on” the chef chomoas it and there’s this case there, and im like “Lord no, it had better not be what im thinking” and darn it was what i was thinking, dude got down to his knees and he was like
“kipusa i have been very attracted to you for a long time…..” oh no you have not, darn why him
“…..and i have loved the way you carry yourself…..” goddam…what in the world have i gotten myself into
“…and it would be a great honour if you could be my wife….” oh…..shit he did not ask me that……goddam yes he did
“…..could i have the honour of you being my wife……”lord have mercy and give me grace, that ring looks hoooooot,ohhhhhhhhhhh lord its a diamond ring…..i want, i want, i want the ring
“…..kipusa….have you heard what ive just asked you….” yes i have but im sorry i cannot accept it becuase we did not have a relationship in the first place
i just wekad a pretty smile and told him no. Dude was in shock, he knows very well that this territory has been marked lakini wapi!. The dinner ended there, he paid for my cab, while he went left with his driver.
Just thinking about it, i should have chukuad the ring and semad no.
SIDE BAR
SINCE now that rugby world-cup has started, it has wekad me on the hill
England (28) Vs USA (10)- did not find it really interesting. kinda slow though England won the game, i thot they would have done better.
South Africa (59) Vs Samoa (7) – This one was quite interesting, tables turned, and I was quite stunned with the ferocity SA played that game, it was on edge.
Australia (91) Vs Japan (3) – I found it ok. It was like Australia were warming up.
Scotland (56) Vs Portugal (10)- this one kept me on the edge, Portugal had mingi chances, they need to work on their defense.
New Zealand (76) Vs Italy (14)- LMAO
Wales (42) Vs Canada (17) – Oh well, no comment
France (12) Vs Argentina (17) – Disappointed, I expected more action than this
Ireland (32) vs Namibia (17) – OK
