THE LUHYA MAN AM00000020000000030 06, 2007

I have quite a number of luyha friends and just the other day I got this and ound it really funny so jienjoy and if you are a luyha man..no pun intended.

You should be sure the person is a luhya when he:

1. Gets stabbed in a shoot out.
2. Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
3. Tries to drown a fush in water.
4. Thinks socialism means partying.
5. Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
6. At the bottom of the application where it says “Sign here” he puts “Sagittarius”.
7. Studies for a blood test and fails.
8. Sells the car for gas money.
9. Misses the 44 bus and takes the 22 twice instead.
10. Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said “Airport Left”, he turns around and goes home.
11. Gets locked in a furniture shop and sleeps on the floor.
12. How do you get a Luyha on the roof? Tell him the drinks are on the house.