KONDI KONDO0 AM00000070000000030 06, 2007

Have you ever pandad a mat and you are wondering to yourself whether the makanga’s have brains ama they leave them at home in a safe or in a microwave?

Check this: You board the mat with this ka main squeeze of yours Numeric ID: 000001… and not User Name “Mpenzi wangu”…. so of course after kadhaa meters, the kondi asks you for your fare…

Kon: “We! pesa!… pesa hapo nyuma!”

You: “ngapi gari?” you ask

Kon: “Gari ni 35, kwani haujui?” so you swing the bugger 70 bob.

Kon: “Hii ni ya watu ngapi?” he asks bila thinking. You are muttering to yourself and you want to shout “Watu saba!!!”, but you are polite so you say humbly) “watu wawili”

(Meanwhile you have LEFT JUSTIFIED your main squeeze and you’ve wekad {} around her with your arms… you are busy sending her kadhaa bytes via her port 110 (as in u’ve linked up seriously)…then the jinga kondi shouts)

Kon: “Unalipia nani?” (So of course you are mad, because unless his display drivers are not working, then he has no RAM… coz I mean, how the herro does the fera expect u to cuddle someone who will later pay for her self!… so in a fit of anger you say)

You: “Nakulipia wewe, dere na huyo msee amekaa side ya right ya dere!!!!!!

THOT you should know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!